install theme

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

louisasahinas:

hitting the ‘back to top’ button on your dash

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(Source: jangmideul)