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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

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"I love sleeping to avoid problems."

- Matthew Healy, The 1975. (via he4rt-out)

"Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul."

- Joanne Harris (via a-thousand-words)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)